colouronth3w4lls:

H3H3H3 1TS 4W3SOM3!
JUST 4S 4W3SOM3 4S D4V3
WHO 1T 1S BY TH3 W4Y

WOW, I SHOULD HAVE GUESSED. I MEAN WHO ELSE WOULD IT EVEN BE, JESUS FUCK. I MEAN SERIOUSLY, I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING.

(Source: gingercrab)

turntablebitch:

because gingers dont have souls 
or so they say
they also say that freckle a ginger has is a stolen soul
you dont look that evil

YEAH, EXACTLY. “OR SO THEY SAY”. AS IN THAT SHIT ISN’T EVEN TRUE OR ANYTHING, SO PEOPLE REALLY JUST NEED TO GET THE HELL OVER THAT
WHAT EVEN IS THAT STUFF, FOLKLORE? URBAN LEGENDS???

WELL WHATEVER IT IS, IT PRETTY MUCH JUST NEEDS TO STOP. 

i’ll take that as a compliment hehe

OK WELL GOOD, BECAUSE THAT’S PRETTY MUCH EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED YOU TO TAKE IT AS.

colouronth3w4lls:

1 H4V3…

4 BOYFR13ND! >:D

OH. OK.
THAT’S GREAT. 
FOR YOU, I MEAN.
AND FOR HIM, I GUESS.

WOW.
GOOD FOR YOU. OR SOMETHING?
FUCK IT, I DON’T EVEN KNOW. 

(Source: gingercrab)

turntablebitch:

i have no problem with freckles
theyre pretty great
im being biased because i have them too
oh well i dont care
i just wasnt expecting a ginger you
i mean who does??

OK, GOOD.
BUT I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY EVERYONE THINKS THIS SHIT IS WEIRD, OK, OT’S JUST A *HAIR COLOR* LIKE WHY SHOULD THAT STUFF EVEN *MATTER*?

TH1S H4S NOTH1NG TO DO W1TH MY PLUSH13 COLL3CT1ON

OH. OK, GOOD, THEN LAY IT ON ME OR WHATEVER THE HELL. I’VE NEVER BEEN MORE READY FOR THIS SHIT AS LONG AS I’VE LIVED OR SOME OTHER SAYING THAT’S AS EQUALLY IMBECILIC.

ii thiink 2omeone need2 a hetero2exual bro hug.

WOW, OK, THANKS BUT NO THANKS. ACTUALLY, NO, I LIED, I’M TAKING BACK THAT ORIGINAL THANKS, TOO, BECAUSE THAT’S SERIOUSLY LIKE THE LAST THING I NEED RIGHT NOW, OK, I DON’T NEED ANY FUCKING *HUGS*.

WH4T 1F

what iif you diidn’t complaiin all the damn tiime.

WHAT IF FUCK YOU GUYS?  (◡‿◡✿)

what if you do and are but you just don’t know it :B

AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW, JOAN PROVES TO BE THE ONLY ONE WITH ANYTHING USEFUL TO SAY, YET AGAIN. OR MAYBE NOT USEFUL, REALLY, BUT AT LEAST SHE’S NOT BEING A MAJOR FUCKING DOUCHE LIKE YOU OTHER GUYS ARE, LIKE SERIOUSLY.

turntablebitch:

• gingercrab started following you

please give me a moment to absorb the fact that you are a ginger　

WHY DOES EVERYONE EVEN SEEM SO SURPRISED BY THAT FACT, LIKE IS THIS HONESTLY THE FIRST TIME YOU’VE SEEN A REDHEAD OR SOMETHING? BECAUSE IF THAT’S THE CASE, THAT’S JUST REALLY FUCKING PATHETIC, OK, IT’S JUST *SAD*. I HAVE FRECKLES, TOO, BY THE WAY, I BET THAT’S A REAL SHOCKER AS WELL, ISN’T IT. I MEAN *SERIOUSLY* WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.